“Stephanie Brown can get it any time she wears her Robin uniform.”
“I fantasize about a clone gangbang with TTK bondage.”
“Alfred gave me my very own bottle of Windex a month after I became Robin because when you clean glass memorial cases with sleeves, smudges are inevitable. Bruce has one too.”
“I have wet dreams about interfacing with Oracle.”
“I get an erection when Dick gives me a noogie.”
and so on
you drink the wise blood, they're gonna hear about it, you'll be taken down brick by brick by brick. burn the orphanage, you're gonna pay for it, they will purify block by block by block. demons; come on.
Posts tagged batman.
- drawn by Bruce Wayne, aged 39 1/2
And this is why Disco and I should be put into separate rooms (edited from a Lucky Star screencap and I claim no credit).
from Bruce’s doujinshi “Jason Todd: A Cute Soldier”
why are there no dirty dcu confession by timothy jackson drake
Batman and Robin #24 // Guillem March
Why is that guy’s head a dildo
bc jason todd’s unfortunate fashion choices are morrison’s stupid fault endearing
Make it go away.
Red Hood and the Outlaws #3.
Tears. Teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrsss.
My heart is now a pudding.
(via zerachin)
batman: before and after
The greatest breakdown of the difference between pop culture Batman and actual comics Bruce I have ever seen.
If only.
I’M IN JAIL, DAD
